SFL New Club Application 2012

On Friday 13th 2012 the SFL, under pressure from the SFA and SPL will vote to admit a new club to the League.
Listed below are clubs who may have applied, but only one is actually being considered. We all know which one , But Why?

Previous Applicants

Edinburgh City FC
Formed: 1966
Stadium Capacity: 16,500
Current League: East of Scotland Football League

3 Years Accounts: Yes

Spartans FC
Formed:  1951
Stadium Capacity:
Current League: East of Scotland Football League

3 Years Accounts: Yes

Cove Rangers FC
Formed:  1922
Stadium Capacity: 2500
Current League: Highland Football League

3 Years Accounts: Yes

Preston Athletic FC
Formed: 1945
Stadium Capacity: 4000
Current League: East of Scotland Football League

3 Years Accounts: Yes

Huntly FC
Formed: 1928
Stadium Capacity: 4500
Current League: Highland League

3 Years Accounts: Yes

Gala Fairydean
Formed:
Stadium Capacity: 2000
Current League: East of Scotland Football League

3 Years Accounts: Yes

Whitehill Welfare FC
Formed: 1953
Stadium Capacity: 4000
Current League: East Of Scotland Football League

3 Years Accounts: Yes

Other Applicants

Sevco
Formed: A month ago
Stadium Capacity: Where's the deeds?
Current League: None, not actually a football club yet.

3 Years Accounts: No, formed a month ago. Falsely claim to be a continuation of a club which abandoned £134 million of debt.